Worst resume I have ever seen

Inc Magazine asked HR Professionals in Twitter World today to see the worst resume we have seen.   I am not a resume writer.  I refer that area of business out.  But I see many resumes throughout the day.  Often I see hundreds and hundreds of resumes.  I have seen resumes with spelling mistakes and grammatical mistakes.  This resume had it all! 



I am a dedicated individual who has a desire to work within a healthcare setting, and am always up to a challenge. I am seeking a position in nursing where I can develop and excel while giving my best to my employer.


•  Resident Care Supervisor

Jul 2008 – Present

X Living Center

~In charge of overseeing caregiving staff to include scheduling
~Responsible for physician orders
~Overse daily operations of facility
~In charge of companion service program
~Billing and Payroll of companions

•  LPN~Charge Nurse

Mar 2008 – Jun 2008

H Manor

Charge Nurse Long Term Care/ Rehab Unit
~Critical Thinking
~Medication Administration
~Computer Charting
~End of Life Care
~Wound Assessment/Treatment
~Pain Management
~Behavior Management
~Dementia/Alzheimers Care
~Trach Care
~Ostomy Care
~Peg tube Care

•  LPN

Aug 2007 – Feb 2008

Great Urgent Care Center

Charge Nurse~Acute Care After Hours Center Adult/Pediatrics
~In charge of Acute Care Assessments
~EKG Tests
~Holter Monitors
~Stress Tests
~Blood Draws
~Prescription ordering
~Physician Orders
~UA, CBC lab stat orders
~Pain Management

•  LPN

Mar 2007 – Jul 2007

H Manor

Supervisor: Denise Simms X
40 hours per week
Charge Nurse for skilled nursing and rehab unit. Responsibilities to include:
~ Medication administration
~ Thinking
~ Wound Care/Treatments
~ Trach Care/Ostomy Care/NG Tube Care
~ Computer charting/Medicare Charting
~ Physician Orders
~ Supervision of CNA Staff
~ Medication ordering/tracking


RN Nursing Program

Mar 2007 – Present

Exc College


Associate of Science Degree~RN
Currently completing RN program


Jan 2006 Dec 2006

Career Training Institute

LPN Diploma
GPA: 3.90
American Heart Association Certified

Pre Nursing

Jan 1994 Apr 2003

Valley State University

GPA: 3.5
Pre Nursing Course Work
RN Program prerequisites
63 Semester Credits


• Motivator, Team Leader, Excellent Communication skills, ability to establish rapport with contacts easily.

~Competent in multiple Medication Administration

~Critical Thinking Skills ~Lab Value analysis ~Computer Charting ~Head To Toe Assessments ~Wound Care/ Treatments ~Patient pain control measures

ACHIEVEMENT •  Dedicated and Committed to being a quality nurse •  American Sign Language •  CPR certification



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